Who needs the Three Stooges...

when you can have the Two Morons? Chris and I just had a Larry, Curly, and Moe moment. He was teasing me about something and I was pretending to pout, at which point he came to give me a hug. As he got close, I sort of lightly double-fisted his crotch, not meaning to actually hit hard, but apparently I hit hard enough that he doubled over...and shouldered me right in the eye. So now imagine him clutching his crotch, me clutching my face, both of us groaning...and the cat just sitting back and eyeing us with contempt. Pfft...stupid humans.