Child groom

This morning, as I was puttering around the bathroom getting ready for work, I heard Chris giggle from the shower. A second later, a peal of hysterical laughter escaped from behind the shower curtain. “What’s so funny?” I asked. He only giggled in response. “Hey! What’s going on in there? What are you laughing at?” After I pestered him some more, he pulled aside the shower curtain to show me, laughing all the while. He had altered the text on the bottle of shampoo, so that instead of “fortifying shampoo,” it said “fortifying poo.”

My husband? Is 13.