Ah, nuts!

We're back from vacation (waaahhh!) and there's so much to tell, but you'll have to wait, because jet lag has me in a head lock. But I will tell you this: I had to call Southwest Airlines' customer service today, and instead of hold music, they play a series of peppy commercials and messages. I was on hold for about 5 minutes, and about 20 seconds in, I started tuning it out and checking my email. Suddenly, I was jolted out of my reverie when I heard a cheery woman chant, "Penis, penis, penis!!" What the...? It took me a few seconds, but I finally realized she had said, "Peanuts, peanuts, peanuts!" and I have to admit, I was a little disappointed. I like the idea of them throwing in random dirty words, just to see if anyone is actually listening.