I'd rather have nightmares

I just dreamed a dream so boring, it would've put me to sleep...if I weren't already. In my dream, I was in an office supply store, trying to find the right toner for our printer. No, seriously--it was that boring. No conflict, no twist, no weird moment that marks it clearly as a dream. And last week, I dreamed that I was grocery shopping.

I think I need to get out more to do interesting things.