To whet your appetite for a longer post later

Chris has a small injury to the skin on his lower back. The tag on a pair of his boxers came off and apparently, it was stuck on with gobs of glue that dried kind of rough and spiky. Last week, he complained that it was irritating his skin and I checked it out last night…indeed, there's a small spot on his skin that's red and scabby. He asked me what it looks like, and I reported that it looks like a cat's asshole. Is it wrong to tell the Internet that it looks like your boyfriend has a cat's butthole right above his butt crack?