Who are you?

It happened! Someone sent in an RSVP card without a name! So M___________ will not be attending, unfortunately. The person even thought to write "regret" next to "will not attend" but failed to tell us who s/he is.

Aaaand, we still haven't received our own damn invitation. Where do you suppose lost mail goes? Barring an incomplete address or insufficient postage, where does it all go? I suppose some of it gets put in the wrong mailbox. And some must just fly or fall out of the mail trucks. Do you think some postal carriers just get fed up and stuff mail in the trash? Does it fly under/behind machinery at the post office? Does the janitorial crew sweep up at the end of day and collect a pile of dropped mail and kind of shrug and figure "eh, whatever"?

Carlo is a whiner. Have I mentioned this before? Because I hate it. When he wants something, he'll sit there and whine for an HOUR. Non-stop. It's not just meowing--it has a particularly pathetic whi-i-i-ne to it. Ggggaaahhh...