Pork: 1; Kid: 0

Over the weekend, as we were having dinner with my extended family, my aunt taught me my favorite new insult. It's an old Hong Kong saying (and you have to know that cha sao is a common and popular Chinese barbequed pork):

Giving birth to a piece of cha sao would've been better than giving birth to you; at least I could eat the cha sao.

Ha! She says this to her son when he's being particularly lazy and useless. I'm filing this away for later: I can't wait to have kids!