Silly me, what was I thinking?

Random musings that Chris and the cats don't want to hear anymore...

Monday, July 31, 2006

Aw, crap

Damn. It. All. To. Hell.

Carlo suddenly discovered last weekend that he can jump up on the kitchen counters again. Before his surgery, he was in too much pain to jump that far; he couldn't even jump onto the bed. After the surgery, I think he still associated jumping with pain, so he never tried. So what finally prompted this self-discovery? Stupid vacuum cleaner. I started vacuuming the kitchen floor while Carlo was in the pantry and he flipped out. Wide-eyed desperation, mad scrambling, and next thing I know, he's hurtling up and over the kitchen counter/bar.

I thought he might not remember (no really, he's that dumb), but no dice. He knows. And now, I have TWO cats prowling the countertops. I am so screwed.

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Vacation 2006 recap

We finally have our vacation photos uploaded and captioned: London/Cambridge and Barcelona/Sitges.

We met up in London with Mae, Tina, and Mark, and spent about 3 days there, taking the Tube to various sites: Hyde Park, London Bridge, Westminster Abbey, the Eye of London, The Tower of London, St. Paul's Cathedral, Covent Garden, Harrod's, and Piccadilly Circus. London reminds me of New York City: dense, crowded, busy, and fun. I love visiting, but I wouldn't want to live there. For one thing, it's incredibly expensive, especially since the dollar is so weak against the pound. We had to stop doing the mental conversions because they were killing us. We'd packed some cooler weather clothing for this portion of the trip, but woe to us, it was HOT. France played its way into the finals of the World Cup while we were there and we got to see the French fans swarm Piccadilly Circus to celebrate. I'm sure the English loved that. We also got to meet up with some friends who had just moved from NYC to London, which was cool. After 3 1/2 days in London, we retreated to the relative calm of Cambridge. Mae took us punting on the River Cam, which is more difficult than it looks. Chris had a hard time with it, I got a foot cramp from trying to grip the boat with my toes (I was convinced I was going to fall right into the not-so-clean Cam), and Mark finally got the hang of it, once he started thinking (thoughtful advice, courtesy of Mae). No one fell into the river (at least not from our boat), but I did step into a small stand of stinging nettles. Ouch.

The next day, Chris and I proceeded to Barcelona/Sitges. (Mae joined us a few days later.) We actually flew into Girona and picked up a rental car to drive to Sitges. We didn't have a map, just two sets of somewhat conflicting directions. What we learned on that drive: when given choices in a roundabout, don't just go with the exit that's just the most like your directions. You should stop and figure out exactly which exit to take. Otherwise, you might get your stupid asses lost. Also, Americans are not the only people who think speaking loudly and gesturing wildly will convey meaning when speaking a foreign language. The Sitges garbage collectors also subscribe to this theory. The Spain leg of our vacation was meant to be relaxing, and it was. I am a fan of any country that practices siesta. We spent two days seeing the sights in Barcelona: mostly Gaudi stuff, but also taking a walk down La Rambla, exploring Montjuic, and enjoying tapas at sidewalk cafes.

Before we came to Barcelona, people raved to me about Gaudi's work. I was mildly interested but didn't really have any idea what it was about. Seeing La Sagrada Familia changed that right quick: he was a genius. If you ever get to go to Barcelona, don't miss this half-completed cathedral or the on-site museum. He was heavily inspired by naturally occurring structures (spatial orientation of leaves, the spiral of a nautilus) and it's so cool to see his renditions of nature. We also saw some of his other work: Park Guell, Casa Batllo (just the exterior), and Casa Mila--all amazing and totally different.

The rest of the time in Spain was spent relaxing at the beach in Sitges, taking leisurely walks in the old town, enjoying relaxed meals on our private terrace, and just forgetting about real life. We shared an apartment with a couple from Sweden: Par (Chris's badminton buddy from his days in Gothenburg) and Lisa. They had their one-year-old daughter, Elsa, with them. I was a little wary of vacationing with an infant, but in the end, it was great. One of the benefits is that being with Elsa forced us to slow down our pace. Instead of rushing from site to site, we had to sit down occasionally so Elsa could eat or nap, and I think we enjoyed our time in Spain more because of the relaxed pace.

We found Barcelona to be a gorgeous city and the people were very warm and welcoming. In fact, given the chance, I would absolutely move there. It's more relaxed than London, with broader avenues, wide sidewalks and numerous cafes, and beautiful architecture. And: siesta!

So that's about it. This was a really broad sketch of our time there. We enjoyed ourselves thoroughly and came home revived and refreshed ... and to two yowling beasties who seemed happy enough to have us home.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Too close for comfort

I'm lucky at work, in that I have a cubicle next to a window. I revel in the natural light, because in my old cube, I had to live by the pallid glow from the overhead fluorescent tubes. The odd part, though, is that I can look directly into the windows of the high-end condo building next door. For the longest time, I was waiting to see something untoward through those windows (floor to ceiling!), but over time, I realized that it was a show unit. But while we were away on vacation, someone moved in! Now, instead of seeing the sterile perfection of the show bedroom, I can look over and see a pile of laundry on the floor and the rumpled sheets on the bed. Seriously, the gap is narrow enough that I can see the stack of games they keep on the top shelf of the den closet: Life, Yahtzee, Operation, and some others whose names I can't make out. The buildings are close enough and the windows line up so well that if I had any skill with throwing a baseball, I could probably lob one right through the window. What boggles the mind is how they haven't put up curtains! I mean, their bed is eye-level for me! Floor to ceiling windows! It's...weird. I think I made eye-contact with one of the residents today, too. And now that I have the opportunity to see something titillating, I really don't want to. Please, neighbors, buy some curtains! I really don't want to close my blinds and sacrifice my natural light! And yes, I just saw you scratch your ass!

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Ha!

Oh yay, the results for the 2006 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest are out. (If you're unfamiliar with the contest, click that link and scroll down for the history.) I actually like the runner-up entry better than the grand prize winner, but my absolute favorite category is the vile pun category. I am a sucker for puns. This one cracked me up:

Herr Professor Doktor Weiss' reputation was made when he conclusively proved the fraudulency of the Mayan codex that claimed to show that that ancient people knew the ration of a circle's circumference to its diameter to an exactitude unknown until modern times, in his article, "Bye, Bye, Mesoamerican Pi."


Hee!

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Tagged: Five by five

I was a little bored at work today, so I did the 5x5 meme that Irvin tagged me for. Unfortunately, my answers are not nearly as exciting as his. (And speaking of 5x5, Faith on "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" used the phrase, "I'm five by five" and I never understood it. Can anyone clarify for me?)

Five items in my freezer
- Homemade frozen foods (I went on a bender one weekend and made tons of food): meatballs, lasagnes, wontons, Chinese dumplings. I also had some frozen chicken stock in an ice cube tray until just this past Sunday. Chris has been asking me for months now about my plans for the chicken cubes (as they were occupying one of only two ice cube trays we own) and I kept blithely saying, "I'll get 'em outta there" but not doing it. I walked into the kitchen on sunday to find Chris standing at the sink and rinsing out an ice cube tray...as all the frozen chicken stock cubes swirled down the drain. "What...are...why?!" I stuttered. Chris looked at me, all innocence (truly), and said, "I finally decided to take care of them like you said you would but never did!" Poor guy. He looked crushed when I explained that I meant to transfer them to a Ziploc freezer bag. I couldn't even be upset because he looked so sorry and. And he really did think that I meant to just throw them away.
- Frozen veggies of all kinds: shelled edamame, unshelled edamame, corn, peas
- A wee bottle of Skyy vodka
- Convenience foods: Trader Joe's stuff, Hot Pockets, uncooked seafood and meat
- Ice cream!

Five items in the closet (my closet)
- My sewing kit: scissors, thread, needles, buttons, etc.
- Tons of fabric and scraps
- My knitting supplies: needles, rulers, stitch markers, crochet hooks, and tons of yarn
- Boxes of stuff I can't bear to throw away, but that I have no real use for either: knick-knacks, trinkets, little toys
- Most of my purses

Five items in the car (I haven't seen/been in our car in over 2 weeks now, so this is what I can pull from memory)
- A mix tape from Hannah
- A brake/clutch lock (like the Club)
- The box and user manual for the digital camera my parents gave us
- A pair of too-big Teva-type sandals from a rafting trip we went on last summer
- A bunch of trash in the trunk

Five items in my purse
- My green Creative Zen Vision:M portable audio player
- White Teeth by Zadie Smith
- A three-compartment pill case containing Excedrin, aspirin, and Wal-profen
- Two slim notebooks for jotting down, well, notes
- All the standard stuff: keys, sunglasses, wallet, phone

Five people I tag
- Stella
- Julie
- Hannah
- Dan
- Chris

Monday, July 17, 2006

Ah, nuts!

We're back from vacation (waaahhh!) and there's so much to tell, but you'll have to wait, because jet lag has me in a head lock. But I will tell you this: I had to call Southwest Airlines' customer service today, and instead of hold music, they play a series of peppy commercials and messages. I was on hold for about 5 minutes, and about 20 seconds in, I started tuning it out and checking my email. Suddenly, I was jolted out of my reverie when I heard a cheery woman chant, "Penis, penis, penis!!" What the...? It took me a few seconds, but I finally realized she had said, "Peanuts, peanuts, peanuts!" and I have to admit, I was a little disappointed. I like the idea of them throwing in random dirty words, just to see if anyone is actually listening.